Boobs, Who Needs Them?

Sometimes I love my boobs. Othertimes, like today, I hate them.

I found this gorgeous dress from Jeanswest. No, that price marking of $4.99 is correct.

Bargain, right?

Anyway, so I went into my nearest store today while shopping to see if they had any size fourteen in stock.

There was a size eight and you guessed it, a size fourteen. The only two left.

I quickly grabbed it, thinking I had just found the prettiest of dresses.

I slip it over my head instantly, then realise there is a zipper on the side.

I attempt to zip it up with only failure.

I slip it back off, rezip it up before repulling over my head.

So far, so good.

That is until the dress reaches my boobs.

Ugh. No amount of flattening or squishing is helping. I almost cannot breathe.

I unzip the zipper.

I am almost positive you would have all been able to hear me swearing as I put that five dollar dress, back on the rack.

If I Could...

If I could go shopping right now, which believe me I am contemplating, I would buy:

Black ballet flats
A pair of jeans [if you have tips to share please do]
A check print top
Cap sleeve tops that are pretty enough for everyday wear and able to wear to work
Tunics
A trench coat [I did find a gorgeous one in Portmans but it isn't online]
A pretty dress [loving the "Powder Vertical Frill Dress" from Portmans]
A pair of grey pants
A denim skirt
A new wallet

Is there anything that you're itching to buy at the moment?

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Wish List Lust

I love to shop. Whether it is for a present, myself or for food. I love it.

It puts me into a happy place.

At the moment, because we are trying to save our money, shopping for myself is way down the bottom of the list.

I can dream though.

Top Five Wish List Lust for February TwentyEleven:

1. A Tulip Dress from Damn You Alexis
2. Fancy Deep Pink Diamond Ring* from Tiffany & Co.
3. Une Plume by Christian Louboutin
4. Fifi** by Christian Louboutin
5. Very Riche** by Christian Louboutin

Do you create wish lists?

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* You must look at that ring!
** I can't decide which I like better, so I will get them both.